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  • Sex problem

    2023-12-05

    This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says,...

  • Earring

    2023-12-05

    A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, ...

  • Pornography

    2023-12-05

    It was announced today that the FBI is recruiting agents for an anti-obscenity task force. The FBI said they'll divert agents from other areas to ...

  • My hands shake

    2023-12-05

    Three old guys are sitting around complaining. The first guy says, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I almost cut my ear off...

  • Circumcision

    2023-12-05

    A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. ...

  • Fat chicks dress

    2023-12-05

    Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?" &quo...

  • A little pussy

    2023-12-05

    A young male virgin, a shy college freshman, was lucky enough to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced with the opposite sex. When the...

  • Father up above...

    2023-12-05

    One day an old farmer fell asleep in the top level in a 2 level hay shed. When he woke up, he found his son having sex with his girlfriend on the bott...

  • Cosmetic surgery.

    2023-12-05

    Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm...

  • Wonder pussy

    2023-12-05

    A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her ...