英语笑话大全

These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a v...

An infant rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately though, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own. This adoption led to...

These two rabbits escape from the laboratory and see grass for the first time. Lollopy, lollopy, lollopy, lop, they bounce through the grass when they...

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it...

After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbors boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house a...

A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if...

Saudi Arabia said today that they have twice the oil they thought they had. Which means they can screw us twice as much as they thought they could....

President Bush has asked the FBI to start an anti-obscenity task force to the fight the war against pornography. Bush said he's serious about this...

Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smell...

A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they ...