英语笑话大全

  • Nudist camp talk

    2023-12-05

    Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?Paul Lynde: Tape measures....

  • Safe in the bedroom

    2023-12-05

    Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom....

  • Couples baby

    2023-12-05

    Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him....

  • Female frogs

    2023-12-05

    Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak?Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water....

  • Rare disease

    2023-12-05

    Old Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could drink only human milk. "How can I get human milk?" Mendel aske...

  • Both of them?

    2023-12-05

    A guy is staying at a friends. They talk for a while and then the friend informs him of his bad leg and says how hard he is finding it living in a hou...

  • Remember us?

    2023-12-05

    A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then ...

  • Babies come out

    2023-12-05

    A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boy...

  • Men's Mastercard

    2023-12-05

    Men's Mastercard CommercialCover Charge $15.00Round of Drinks $23.00Table Dance- $30.00Another round of drinks $23.00Couch dance and tips $50.00A ...

  • Lost virginity

    2023-12-05

    A young girl was having a heart to heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university. "Mum, I have to tell you," ...