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Morris wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his bath robe from the floor ...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed....

Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running la...

Two brothers have a lifelong dream to immigrate to America. They work hard and save their money. After many years, they have saved enough money and fi...

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at thei...

Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes....

Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?Charley Weaver: It got me out...

Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?Charley Weaver: Of course not, ...

Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score?Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy....

Peter Marshall: Eddie, according to the Institute of Motivational Research, a wife should be beware if another woman takes an interest in a certain it...