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Gas prices have risen again. Prices are so bad here in L.A. that guys in Beverly Hills are hiring hookers to siphon gas out of other people's cars...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 A...

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in...

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the...

Did you hear about the gay bank robber?He tied up the safe and blew the guard....

Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Yeah, experts say that claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush admi...

It is astounding, is it not, that the president, who was always so incestuously linked to oil companies for years and years is suddenly shocked, shock...

It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, sc...

What's grosser than gross?Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.What's grosser than that?Finding a used condom on the bottom of your mayo...

What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!...