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Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday!...

They have found bird flu in New Jersey, but not to worry. If any of the birds get out, New Jersey's natural toxic waste will take care of them....

A mild form of bird flu has been detected in New Jersey. Health officials said the bird flu was hard to detect, because in New Jersey, every bird coug...

A very naive sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties.He looks between ...

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.Too ...

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, "Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!"So they went downtown...

A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.&qu...

Patrick Kennedy crashed his car and said he doesn't remember anything about the accident. This is actually a huge step forward for the Kennedy fam...

Q. What does a female snail say during sex?A. Faster, faster, faster!...

Q. What's red and blue with a long string?A. Smurfette with her period....