英语笑话大全

  • Irish monks

    2023-12-05

    3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with...

  • Kings daughter

    2023-12-05

    Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: de...

  • Old folks games

    2023-12-05

    TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES1. Sag, You're It!2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear4. Kick the Bucket.5...

  • Eskimo lesbian

    2023-12-05

    Q: What do you call a lesbian eskimo?A: A klondyke....

  • Blow job

    2023-12-05

    Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blowjob(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your w...

  • Woman & washing

    2023-12-05

    What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?They both leak when they're f**ked!...

  • VD

    2023-12-05

    What is worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?Having your dentist tell you......

  • Hurricane season

    2023-12-05

    Hurricane season is less than two months away. There's no joke here. I just wanted to give FEMA a heads up....

  • More wetlands

    2023-12-05

    In an effort to make the Bush environmental record look good, Interior Secretary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are n...

  • Dead cat

    2023-12-05

    Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and 's...