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Border protection
2023-12-05President Bush is pretty serious about this enforcement thing. In fact, before he left the border, he put up a scarecrow of Dick Cheney with a shotgun...
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Cock fighting ban
2023-12-05A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, in what appears to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage...
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T.M.D.'s
2023-12-05President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction....
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Macarena
2023-12-05Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given ...
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Preparing chicken
2023-12-05I went to lunch with a friend yesterday to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.The answer was, "We just tell them they&...
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Sex teacher
2023-12-05Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife wa...
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Carnival date
2023-12-05John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the...
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King and a queen
2023-12-05There once lived a king and a queen who ruled a large kingdom. The king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with every Dick, Tom...
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Identity theft
2023-12-05As many as 26 and a half million veterans reported at risk for identity theft after someone stole a computer disk containing their names, birth dates ...
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Illegally gas prices
2023-12-05The Federal Trade Commission said today they did not find any signs, no signs that the oil industry illegally manipulated gas prices. They also found ...