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The big story continues to be that seven retired generals have come forward and called for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to step down. In respo...

They had the annual White House front lawn Easter egg hunt... Kids found so many eggs. It was unbelievable. I was thinking maybe they should send the ...

Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How d...

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in...

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant h...

Death row inmates in several states are fighting death by lethal injection, claiming that it is a painful death. Since when are prison inmates who are...

The ceremonial first pitch in the San Francisco Giants' exhibition game at AT&T Park was thrown out by a blind woman. Karen Parseghian (par-SE...

Gas hit $4 a gallon in Beverly Hills. I don't want to say gas is high out here, but Paris Hilton is giving guys bl*wjobs in the backseat of her ho...

How quickly things change. Easter is now over... we were bending over hunting eggs, now we're hunting gas and bending over....

President Bush announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced. You hear his plan? He wants to make smaller barrels...