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Q. Define “Egghead“A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty....

If the government has been monitoring my phone conversations, by god, they should be paying half of my phone sex bill. -David Letterman...

A woman walked into the ladies and saw a man standing up using the toilet.Shocked, she exclaimed, "This is just for women!""So's th...

The National Security Agency have been collecting the phone records of tens of millions of ordinary Americans. The important distinction is that in th...

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operati...

In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols.On the day of the duel a debate ensued ...

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her...

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because...

A British scientist has built a car he claims can get 8,000 miles on a gallon of gas. And today, Dick Cheney invited the guy to go hunting with him....

Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat."And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: ...