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A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.“Look at the size of his todger,“ says the man. “It's massive!““Yes dear,“ says the woman. ...

Why do hippo's make love in the water?Have you ever tried to keep a fanny that big moist?...

To:All StaffCc:From:ManagementRE:Early RetirementDue to our current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all worke...

You know you work in Corporate America if ...1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.2) Your resume is...

A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.““Yeah what happened?“ asked the other man.The first guy replies, “Wel...

What's a guys favourite thing to eat?His girlfriend....

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez."How was he killed?" asked one detective."With a golf gun," ...

This bird flu is scary, are you frightened by this? I spent an hour last night rubbing Vick's Vap-o Rub on my parakeet....

I'm surprised that Jessica Simpson is distancing herself from the president. I mean they have a lot in common: They're both from Texas, they&#...

What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?a. They were both raised on beans.b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.c. They both have t...