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A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing. "I'm leaving!&...

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street...

A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with hishomosexuality and decided to "come out of the closet." His plan was to...

Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar."Who is that babe?" one said to the other. "I&...

This kind of thing usually happens once or twice a summer down in Washington. Yesterday, a guy hopped the fence at the White House. Pretty scary. Than...

SundayFor my fiftieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) has purchased a week of personal training at the local health club. Although I am stil...

One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring.After a few moments a technician came to her co-wor...

The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line."We need a fourth for poker," said th...

Even though President Bush is pushing for this gay marriage amendment, Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't think the federal government should be i...

Some excitement at the White House yesterday. The Secret Service caught a man trying to climb over the White House fence. ... When they caught the man...