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  • Restricted airspace

    2023-12-05

    Here's something kind of scary. U.S. fighter jets intercepted a small plane that had breached restricted space around Washington. ...Apparently, t...

  • Streaming video

    2023-12-05

    The governor of Texas announced plans for streaming video surveillance camera footage of the border on the Internet so people could watch the border f...

  • Gay vote

    2023-12-05

    Big vote in the Senate yesterday. They voted down the gay marriage ban. ...It was a very close vote. 43 voted 'yea.' 44 voted 'nay.' A...

  • Tackling issues

    2023-12-05

    Republican leaders say that after illegal immigration and gay marriage, the next issue President Bush will tackle: flag burning. ...So if you're a...

  • Aim high

    2023-12-05

    Vice President Dick Cheney gave the commencement speech at his old high school in Casper, Wyoming, last weekend. He told graduating seniors to aim hig...

  • Virgin wrangler

    2023-12-05

    Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies... making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in ...

  • Man, it was hot in parts of California today. It was so hot Dick Cheney went to see Al Gore's movie just for the air conditioning... and gay coupl...

  • Alzheimer's disease

    2023-12-05

    What are three good things about Alzheimer's disease?1. You can hide your own Easter eggs.2. You make a new friend every day.3. You can hide your ...

  • 500 pound bomb

    2023-12-05

    You know what the last thing that went through Zarqawi's mind was? A 500 pound bomb!The Air Force got him by dropping two 500 pond bombs on his sa...

  • Loyalty oath

    2023-12-05

    Before she died, an elderly woman from the United States wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked ...