英语笑话大全

I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so hot and humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark th...

Adam Sandler's personality test...You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work. It's really scary how this works...

A boss asks his secretary, “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?““No“, says the secretary.“Great, Let's do lun...

Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest.Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the pat...

A kid goes into his mom’s room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks:"What are you doing to dad, mom?"She says:&...

A kid goes into his mom’s room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks:"What are you doing to dad, mom?"She says:&...

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew hor...

This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back w...

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was fo...

1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon.2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA&...