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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little m...

A man returns to the U.S. from Africa feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of ...

A couple had been married 10 years.One afternoon, they were working in the garden together.As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband sai...

Two elderly gentlemen were talking.The first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me. Bu...

For HER08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was ...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.Th...

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.2. It's important to have a woman wh...

Cards for the "not so perfect" relationship:You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment.I know how to push all my wife's buttons ... ...

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, &qu...