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Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life...

Floyd Landis, winner of the Tour de France, was supposed to be on the 'Tonight Show' last week and cancelled. Then yesterday he was supposed t...

You know I keep hearing and reading regarding the Mel Gibson story that they know that Mel meant what he said because alcohol is a truth serum. I keep...

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother ...

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter,...

This is weird, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has not been seen in public in more than a month. He's disappeared. No one's seen him. This has...

There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight withou...

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in ...

A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniv...

Think About This:A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.C. Accidental deaths p...