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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bul...

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, h...

In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and beg...

Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son ...

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.8. You can finish ear...

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a wh...

A man is talking to his best friend about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been f...

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the precedin...

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everyt...