英语笑话大全

  • Jeff the Bellboy

    2023-12-05

    Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a n...

  • Bedroom Golf

    2023-12-05

    Bedroom Golf* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and two (2) balls. * Play on a course must be approved by the ow...

  • American Beer

    2023-12-05

    This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.“Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,“ he says.The doctor asks him which drink he...

  • Cigarette Warnings

    2023-12-05

    Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual ...

  • Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. ...

  • 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.2. A woman worries about the future until she...

  • How Many Women

    2023-12-05

    After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandt...

  • The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until n...

  • Lifetime Savings

    2023-12-05

    A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the fee...

  • A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was be...