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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorde...

The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family."We've b...

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts....

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me ...

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and ...

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In...

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it.&qu...

MAKING COFFEEMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got...

1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out." 3. "Your soldier a...

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?“ The father replies: “Well son, I could...