英语笑话大全

  • Pilot

    2023-12-05

    The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He dir...

  • A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14....

  • I.D.

    2023-12-05

    A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"...

  • Redneck cops

    2023-12-05

    It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day... Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.Billy-bob, "Hey billi-jo...can I stick ...

  • Southern Zoo

    2023-12-05

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with...

  • Fairytale

    2023-12-05

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."A southern ...

  • Naming twins

    2023-12-05

    A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.Franticall...

  • Redneck Christmas

    2023-12-05

    It was the night before Christmas, when all through the trailer park Not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked. Our stockin's was hu...

  • Vasectomy

    2023-12-05

    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough little hillbillies, as they could not afford a larger bed. The husband went to his v...

  • For the first time the Miss America Pageant was not broadcast on network television. It was on cable TV on the Country Music Channel. You could really...