英语笑话大全

An old man, walking along the beach, approached a beautiful girl in a bikini and abruptly said to her, "I want to feel your breasts!" Get aw...

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm,&qu...

A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, ...

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."The clerk looks at him and says, "You must be Polish&qu...

A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a wishing well. The woman leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a quarter. Her hu...

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf,during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots,he said in frustration to his caddy, "I...

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. No...

The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting."Last night," She started "I found something te...

Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".Quote ...

A child came home from his first day at school.His Mother asked: 'Well, what did you learn today?'The kid replied: 'Not enough. They want ...