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An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn't interested because he hadn't seen any bugs or insects on...

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'...

Ten signs you're not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future" 9. The last time you saw...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to d...

Why It's Cool To Be Male Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your ow...

Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that ...

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. "Sorry, we don't sell bottom deodorant," the pharmacis...

"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have ...

A guy is strolling down the street in London when he comes across an old lamp. He picks it up, rubs it vigorously, and out pops a genie. The genie off...

Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dict...