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An 89 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked:- "Yes sir, how may I help you?&q...

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Dary...

Two blondes were riding a train for the first time. They had brought along a bag of bananas for lunch. Just as one bit into her banana, the train ente...

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't have to remember the whines and complaints of yo...

Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The hus...

Strategic responses to the ever dangerous "Do I look Fat" question:"No, not to Stevie Wonder.""Big time! That's why I'...

One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window.Well, Stupid and Shut Up d...

"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient. "What have you been eating?" asked the doctor. "That'...

Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and fam...

My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be ...