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A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by rad...

Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a child, and use the ...

An amish family was spending a night at an American Hotel. They were very surprised with all of the things they saw. One thing that really caught thei...

THE ALGORE VIRUS:Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting. THE CLINTON VIRUS:Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. THE BOB DOLE...

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:"Has an...

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, go...

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.“Doctor,“ says the man excitedly an...

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother d...