英语笑话大全

Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions, arrived on time, hel...

The teacher said, "Honey, I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out.&quo...

So your daughter's a hooker,and it spoiled your day...Look at the bright side,she's a really good lay.My tire was thumping....I thought it was...

There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish ...

Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Would you please give your opinion about the food shortage in the...

This old man goes to the doctor's. “Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all da...

A duck walks into a bar and says " Got any bread?"And the barman says "No"The next day the duck returns and says "Got any bre...

Before she moves in, she wears teddies and suspenders, and you hold your farts in until she leaves the room; she's a gorgeous sex kitten and you t...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you...

At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. ...