英语笑话大全

A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floorin the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watchi...

Three students, a student from Tennessee, a student from Alabama, and a student from Auburn are out walking together one day. They come across a lante...

A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes...

At a small parish in rural New England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church...

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available...

It's Career Day at school and the teacher is having the students stand up, state their parents' occupation, and then spell it. Davie stands up...

Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs be...

The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's ho...

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch a...

It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."It says: "Press A Key" (This one'...