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A group of blondes in a class at New Mexico State University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they went out to the fl...

Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure...

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing. He had...

A man was experiencing chronic infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, ...

10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"8. After he describes each spec...

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future c...

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blond...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which...

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. &qu...

Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case.“Look,“ said one to the other, “let抯 be honest with each other.““Okay, you first,“ replied the other...