英语笑话大全

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their b...

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10 speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house...

1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down ...

Having fun with telemarketers... 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, &q...

A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves ont...

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can ...

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes.Immediately,...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."Customer: "Ok."Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Custom...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached ...

A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father 揇addy, what are they doing??Th...