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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow repl...

A guy's walking down the street and sees Dirty Johnny smoking a cigarette. He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks u...

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered s...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it i...

Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict atten...

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of bee...

A man wanted to sell Bibles. He went to the nearest book store and asked the proprietor: "I'd like to have 10 Bibles." He was given the ...

The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If ...

The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bel...

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weavi...