英语笑话大全

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mommy," said th...

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "N...

Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get ...

One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his ...

A priest is sitting in his confessional and hears an old man's voice on the other side of the screen. The old man says, "Father, I'm eigh...

The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.Returning home from work a blonde was s...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this part...

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy Boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the rig...

There is this couple celebrating their 20th anniversary. The husband decides to do something special for his wife. So he gets up early to make her bre...

Carol was reading a newspaper, while her husband wasengrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. &...