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Widow Invites Four Nice Young Men To Dinner There was an elderly southern widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to...

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing wit...

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fi...

Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful --...

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep ...

Two blondes, Trisha and Robin decided to rob a bank together.The first blonde, Trisha plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde,...

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."...

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. “Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. “Yes,“ replied the murderer. “Wi...

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, &quo...

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.The class was already seated an...