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A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice."There's a pig ...

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers i...

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores, he p...

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, h...

Miranda likes to sing, and whenever she begins, her husband heads outside. Hurt and a little dejected, she asked him, "Don't you like my sing...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""Hello, is this FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to repor...

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I ha...

Here's A Concise Sex Manual For Computer Experts:1. Be user friendly.2. Take bytes. (nibbles..hehe)3. Fondle joystick.4. Spread sheet.5. Fix surge...

Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women a...

After two days' seclusion in a hotel room, a honeymoon couple finally agreed to go out for an evening. Calling a bell hop, the groom was informed ...