英语笑话大全

The local preacher came calling on Mrs. Paul, "I haven't seen you at church lately, so I thought I would stop and see if everything was alrig...

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticke...

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill ...

Four guys are driving cross-country together--one from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York. A bit down the road ...

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and cr...

WARNING: IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU PUT DOWN THE BEER CAN AND THE SHOTGUN BEFORE READING ANY FURTHERYa might be a redneck addicted to the world...

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that fiv...

A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.His fam...

The Good, The Bad, and The UglyGood: Your hubby and you agree, no more kidsBad: You can't find your birth control pillsUgly: Your daughter borrowe...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few tr...