英语笑话大全

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dish...

Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work... It's an incentive to show up. It leads to more honest communications. I...

At a rape trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what the defendant said before the alleged assault. Too embarrassed to answer aloud, the victim...

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came o...

A couple never could get good sex because their boy always used to either knock the room's door where they're having sex or suddenly come in. ...

A rich businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law."Welcome to the family," said the man. "I'm so happy, I'm making you a...

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"One man stepped forward. &...

One day little Johnny was in class when the teacher let go of a ripper of a fart. She then turns around and blames it on Johnny and says, “Johnny stop...

A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him. "Nice bike," the...

Man: I know how to please a woman.Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you.Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. M...