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1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to sto...

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the de...

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don't want to try these techniques at home.“ “Why not?“ asked someone fro...

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, “I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zum...

1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund 1972: KEG 2002: EKG 1972: Acid rock 2002: Acid ...

If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do getthese responses. % make loveMake: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a...

I was born intelligent -education ruined me........................................................................Practice makes perfect.....But nobo...

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.Unable to find it, he ...

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was thrown through the windshield ...