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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are in a maximum security prison in the U.S, about to do 10 years each in solitary for crimes they didn'...

A large, well established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the...

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios t...

There were these two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day tha...

A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police offic...

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man w...

Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry and I am a SNAG.“ Another guy says, “What's that?“ The first guy says, “That...

Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late? Wife #2: Well, everytime he would come home I would simply say, ...

Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the...

There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the ...