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Two bats are going for their midnight feed. After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. The other bat comes home w...

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching o...

Little Johnny was just being potty trained, and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:1. Unbutton pants.2. Pull pants down.3. Pull foreskin back....

Mother was scolding the daughter, "I don't like the guy you are going out with. He looks too dumb!" "No Momma," she said, &quo...

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the pr...

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.They were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sw...

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane.&quo...

The Catholic priest in a small town had become very perturbed, and he decided to lay it on the line to the congregation."Brothers and sisters,&qu...

A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and sh...

Two leprochans have a bet. To settle their bet, they take it to a convent. Mother Suprior answers the door, and says "Oh my goodness! Its a lepro...