英语笑话大全

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:a) Lovemakingb) Screwingc) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make l...

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman s...

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Mu...

1. Old people always have exact change. 2. Do not trust a man who calls the bathroom "the little boys room." 3. Women who sound sexy on the ...

A girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.“ “What is it, child?“ The girl said, “Father, I have committed the si...

An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite cheese scones...

The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease.Tentatively named Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome, the ...

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like t...

There was an American who decided to take a trip to Japan for vacation. He was walking around taking in the sites when he came upon a Japanese man dre...

There was this little boy sitting on the curb shaking a bottle of turpentine, and watching the bubbles float up when a priest came by. The priest aske...