英语笑话大全

Sam and Bessie are in their 80's and Sam always wanted an expensive pair of alligator shoes. Seeing them on sale one day, he purchases them and co...

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a cro...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.First, they called the brunette in ...

The only cow in a small town in Poland stops giving milk, so the villagers buy one from Minsk for only 1,000 rubles.Because the cow is so wonderful, t...

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde are talking when the brunette says,"I was looking through my daughters purse and I found cigarettes. I didn'...

For those of you without kids, here are some training tips for parenthood. For those of you that have kids, this is just to remind us why we chose not...

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.The other f...

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for y...

Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer. "I j...

Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out, "Lord, I have a problem." And the Lord said, "What's the matter, Eve?""I know you...