英语笑话大全

  • Joke: Warm, Moist

    2023-12-05

    MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?MAN: Yes.CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?MAN: He's at home.CHECKOUT LADY: I'...

  • A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will cost her $300, she exclai...

  • A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.... "One US soldier is better than t...

  • Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right af...

  • A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"...

  • Joke: Field Trip

    2023-12-05

    Little David's mom asked little David if he had enjoyed the field trip. "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and f*ckers." M...

  • Joke: Parrot

    2023-12-05

    An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The...

  • Joke: Fast Car

    2023-12-05

    One day, an extremely rich business man decides that the time has come to indulge himself. He has been working hard and making money all his life, and...

  • A penguin was driving through Arizona on a hot, summer Sunday when he noticed his oil light was on. He got out of the car and, sure enough, it was lea...

  • A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded...