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In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government re...

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down...

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned ...

Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a grea...

The perfect man is gentle,And never cruel or mean.He has a perfect smile,And is always neat and clean.The Perfect Man likes children,And will raise th...

One day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Yar, Give me something t...

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his churchmembers. At one house, it was obvious that someonewas home, but nobody came to the door, even though...

Mom:Didn't I tell you if any guy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?Daughter:But mom, ...

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil t...

You Know You Are a Bad Cook When... You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece....