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One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having tro...

Little Johnny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers and sisters who wil...

This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please barman, and a drink for everyone here, and while you're at it, have one your...

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Ski conditions were perfe...

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question ...

Thanks to my friends who sent me such important emails in 2003 & 2004. It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! I'm...

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man ...

Coming out of church, Mrs. Smith asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?""I didn't even see her,&qu...

Three women are about to be executed.One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the...

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't goi...