英语笑话大全

  • A construction boss in Boston was interviewing men when along came a guy named Vinny from New York. I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker, the fo...

  • We have a big intern public folder at work, where all interns can post items and discussions, I found this is very amusing:Intern 1: Does anyone know ...

  • What do you call an eternity?Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In First.Three Blond...

  • A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the f...

  • Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't...

  • The young dude in the Old West wanted to be the fastest gunfighter alive. Sitting in a saloon one night, he spotted an old graybeard who had the reput...

  • 0 to 200 in 4 seconds The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like c...

  • Joke: Shorts

    2023-12-05

    Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet....

  • A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The...

  • About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community.So...