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A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. As he stood by his car to drink his col...

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the ...

O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something ...

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line...

A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions: "You witnessed the robbery, sir?""Yes&q...

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "...

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling his red wagon behind him saying,"Screw this," "Screw that." The town priest he...

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the precedin...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shop...

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'...