英语笑话大全

A man is driving down a country road when he spots afarmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Hepulls the car over to the side of the ro...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone call...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!" Sarah stood u...

A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at...

A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30. O...

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must h...

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?" Little Girl, &qu...

A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "...

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall St...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To ...