英语笑话大全

Mrs. Cohen, Mrs. Levy, and Mrs. Lefkovitz are discussing their sons. Mrs Cohen says, "Now my Sheldon, what a man! A world famous lawyer, he is, w...

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify theirsexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully an...

A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"First a little girl says, "The sk...

Retiring from a big corporate job in LA, Marvin moves to Tel Aviv. (So nu, you were thinking maybe he'd move to a kibbutz?) Wanting to contribute ...

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the ...

Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.The fi...

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younge...

A little boy at Christmas time is writing to Santa. He writes, "Dear Santa, I've been a good boy all year, please can I have a bike." Th...

There was this woman who was having problems with her sex life. She was not getting enough sex from her man so she went to see a sex therapist.After e...