英语笑话大全

  • Joke: Now I Know

    2023-12-05

    Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sur...

  • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the ...

  • Joke: Wrong Way

    2023-12-05

    As a blonde was driving down the freeway, her car phone rang. Answering, it, she heard her husbands's voice urgently warning her, "Barbie, I ...

  • A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of h...

  • Joke: Old Aunt Emma

    2023-12-05

    A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived w...

  • Performances

    2023-12-05

    Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says “My husband works as a marriage counsell...

  • A Letter To Husband

    2023-12-05

    Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I ha...

  • The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally...

  • Family Disgrace

    2023-12-05

    There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let...

  • George W. Bush's wonderful gaffes and mangling of the English language has made him one of the most quoted US presidents in history, and launched ...