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One day little Billy went to school and the teacher told the kids to make a story at home and tell her the moral. The next day the teacher asks for th...

There is a blonde in a boat, in the middle of a field, rowing away. Another blonde drives by in her car and sees the women, in the boat, in the field ...

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able t...

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, h...

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and ...

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands ...

A man walks into a bathroom. As he approaches the stalls he notices a man standing there with no arms.The armless man replies,"Could you help me ...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long be...

Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each oth...

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it...