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UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piec...

A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to ...

1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2) Women especially love a bargain. The q...

Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary...

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.“ It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the ...

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on aparrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in thebidding. He kept on bidding, b...

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. “That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had.“ ...

A New York City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stops beside him. "Nice bike," the...

It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."It says: "Press A Key" (This one'...

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tr...