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Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, bu...

After you are married there are several stages of sex.Smurf sex- You fuck until you are blue in the face.Kitchen sex- You fuck anywhere in the house, ...

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a...

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time...

Before AOL group sex meant the risk of STD's. Now you run the risk of getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Before AOL family reunions were needed just ...

A married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, as the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he&...

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to kno...

A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the...

The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears at your cubicle and ...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch a...